crowhousescratch:

never not laugh while nodding my head to this song

knife party - internet friends (you blocked me on facebook and now youre going to die)

this is a good one!!

ps dying is totally what’s going to happen to you if you ever block me on facebook ok.



hehehehe.

Anonymous asked, "may all your bacon burn."
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i completely forgot to answer this…

isn’t it more like burn my bread??

dstride:

zillyderp:

dstride:

god dammit egbert

it’s because i walked in on you while your precious kawaii eyes were naked, isn’t it??

my eyes are the most sugoi shut up

more like kawaii.
i even have proof.

right here.
dstride:

god dammit egbert

it’s because i walked in on you while your precious kawaii eyes were naked, isn’t it??

dstride:

x.and i swear.x

x.i can’t live without you by my side.x

_____xx.how do i live??.xx

x.ρяσмιѕє мє уσυ’ℓℓ ηєνєя ℓєανє мє.x

~*x.xoxo.ρℓєαѕє………….oxox.x*~

rose how did you know

dstride:

psychoanalysing:

Incorrect.

There is no slang phrase for a group of female genitalia. For males, I suppose that would be called a ‘sausage fest’. We’re further displaying your almost daily run-ins with symbolic genitalia through foods. With girls, this sort of phenomena scarcely exists.

Now, do you find yourself getting rather uncomfortable when you eat meat? Hot dogs with jelly? Orange creamsickles? I can go on.

oh jeez

i mean what can i say all those phallus shaped foods make me sweat to the extent of needing some sort of absorbent cloth to soak up the perspiration 

i just have this uncontrollable desire to perform fellatio on anything i can get my mouth on 

its hard and no one understands

> John: Get involved!

Nope.

Nope!!!

You are staying out of this and watching it unfold from the sidelines. You’re even going to ignore Dave’s comment about your vagina, because you certainly don’t have one. Yeah.

dstride:

zillyderp:

at least my nic cage shrine isn’t anything too obscene!!

does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??

all hail the mighty genitalia 

you make my life complete

without you i wouldnt genetically be a male and i wouldnt have vulgar images to send to john since i know he secretly likes mandong very much

dick bless you all

ok i could have lived without the mental dick images.

i am going to find bleach now and hope that helps wash it off. bluh!!!

(Source: Flickr / michaeldietrich)

lulubonanza:

Keyboard Catman Drawn By *theothermike

yes.
hell fucking yes.

dstride:

so what if i do egbert i dont think youre one to judge

i mean your nic cage shrine you pray to every morning and evening is practically the same thing

at least my nic cage shrine isn’t anything too obscene!!

does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??

(Source: Flickr / michaeldietrich)