September 2011
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Anonymous asked: may all your bacon burn.
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dstride:
x.and i swear.x
x.i can’t live without you by my side.x
_____xx.how do i live??.xx
x.ρяσмιѕє мє уσυ’ℓℓ ηєνєя ℓєανє мє.x
~*x.xoxo.ρℓєαѕє………….oxox.x*~
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rose how did you know →
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psychoanalysing:
Incorrect.
There is no slang phrase for a group of female genitalia. For males, I suppose that would be called a ‘sausage fest’. We’re further displaying your almost daily run-ins with symbolic genitalia through foods. With girls, this sort of phenomena scarcely exists.
Now, do you find yourself getting rather uncomfortable when you eat meat? Hot dogs with jelly?...
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dstride:
zillyderp:
at least my nic cage shrine isn’t anything too obscene!!
does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??
all hail the mighty genitalia
you make my life complete
without you i wouldnt genetically be a male and i wouldnt have vulgar images to send to john since i know he secretly likes mandong very much
dick bless you all
ok i could have...
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dstride:
so what if i do egbert i dont think youre one to judge
i mean your nic cage shrine you pray to every morning and evening is practically the same thing
at least my nic cage shrine isn’t anything too obscene!!
does this mean you pray to your dick wall every morning and evening, dave??
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dstride:
zillyderp:
wait but then, how would they get more appreciation if you don’t want more people to love them???
that doesn’t make any sense, dude!!
that was sarcasm egbert
i was mocking the mentality of the edgy and pretentious
…
dude, you know i can’t pick up on that stuff sometimes!!!
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dstride:
coolkidtrick:
bro your taste in music keeps blowing my mind.
yeah
i know
its kind of something i do
detonate explosions in peoples crainiums triggered by non mainstream artists who need a little more lovin
but not too much lovin then they would be mainstream and oh no we wouldnt want that would be
radio waves blasting music you once loved
how dare they
wait but then, how...
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jackii:
you guys
john likes the panty and stocking ost
why wouldn’t i like it?
it’s good music!!
plus the series itself is awesome too.
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dstride:
zillyderp:
just listen, ok?
what are you doing egbert
are you trying to tell me things through single-tear-worthy-beautiful german-originated post-rock music with profound and deep titles made by artists with profound and deep names
“theres no sky”
“collapse under the empire”
sounds suspicious
man if you don’t get what i’m trying to say...
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i'll feed you bonbons all night.
dstride:
zillyderp:
get out
but leave your bonbons here i will fucking eat that shit up like a vacuum sucking up hardcore filth
hehehehehe.
i knew you couldn’t resist the charm of bonbons.
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i'll feed you bonbons all night.
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john & dave watch bring it on pt. 2
TG: this fucking turtle neck
EB: i will get you one for christmas ok.
EB: oh no.
EB: oh nooo.
TG: god damn
EB: i'll feed you bonbons all night.
EB: hehehehehe.
EB: he is totally smooth.
TG: these are the shittiest lyrics
EB: dude, come on.
EB: they are awesome.
EB: i am rocking out to them right now.
EB: you are just what i neeeeeed!!
TG: oh my god this is embarrassing
EB: but it's fun!
EB: oh my god.
EB: dave!!!
EB: he was wearing your shirt!!
TG: nope
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john & dave watch bring it on pt. 1
TG: oh my god hehe
EB: did you really hehe
TG: its called mocking
EB: this is a historic moment.
EB: i am
EB: screencapping this.
TG: jesus christ
EB: dude!! he knows how to rock out.
EB: i am air guitaring to his groove right now hehehehe.
TG: he knows how to look like hes having a seizure while not breaking the guitar
EB: you are jealous of his swag.
TG: oh yeah i am jealous of all the fictional losers getting idiotic stereotypical blonde cheerleading girlfriends
EB: he gets more chicks than you!
EB: are they seriously flirting over brushing their teeth...
EB: this is a new trick.
TG: please egbert i get all the chicks if i wanted them
TG: cliche fade out couple lusting
EB: he even has red pillowsheets...
EB: totally you.
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godheadstrider:
zillyderp:
hi guys!
i hope you like the music hehe. (watch out for the drop!)
oh shit man do i need some prescription shades or am i hallucinating again
cause from here it looks like you actually took some goddamn notes
ps thanks for the follow back
eyerooooooooll goes here.
like i told dave when he said the exact same thing, the only notes i had to take was—
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this blog is stupid. →
dstride:
zillyderp:
and dave should feel stupid for linking me this blog!!!
nickelback is just misunderstood.
so leave nickelback alone!!
i knew you were going to do that.
thanks for making me look good!
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this blog is stupid. →
and dave should feel stupid for linking me this blog!!!
nickelback is just misunderstood.
so leave nickelback alone!!
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p-p-panty:
zillyderp:
hi guys!
i hope you like the music hehe. (watch out for the drop!)
this is good yes
ps everyone who follows me and likes homestuck should get in on this john rp blog because they’re really cute and are really good at rping john ok yeah follow this john
oh jeez… i am not cute! i am the epitome of all things MANLY ok. i will accept being called cute when...
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egbert posted a plethora of nickleback while i was...
dstride:
no ones allowed to talk to him anymore hes been banished from the internet
you say you don’t want it, but just watch. you’ll flaunt it! you’ll flaunt your unironic love for nickelback and cheesy lyrics!
and then you’ll stare at the ceiling and and ignore what i’m feeling…
but that’s fine! hey, i don’t mind. i can find nothing wrong...
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dstride:
oh my shit youre serious dude no this is a problem
this just in john egbert is the biggest loser that has ever graced the planet with his absurd taste in music
his biggest dream is to have chad kroeger do a shitty cover of ‘how do i live’ with his raspy dadrock wannabe vocals
hed cream himself so hard if it were to happen
dude.
your definition of good music revolves...
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im sorry
dstride:
zillyderp:
dstride:
just kidding no im not
get your herpes out of here, dude.
earsexually transmitted diseases
caused by auditory intercourse with an infected song or artist that usually produces displeasure when listened to
hey! nickelback is ok sometimes.
sometimes.
herpes is like, something i get whenever you artefact the shit out of something.
so it isn’t so...
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im sorry
dstride:
just kidding no im not
get your herpes out of here, dude.
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liveblogging from the shower
dstride:
shits bananas
no thank you.
please keep your homosexual advances to yourself.
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dstride:
zillyderp:
i’m looking and there is nothing attractive about this!
but then again, it is you so i guess that is why there are probably millions of ladies swooning over this picture.
not me though.
because you said it, i am not a homosexual.
oh wait is that how it works
am i an all powerful god and do you have to do whatever i say because you are my devoted follower that leaves...
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